Tentacles and the Girl Who Loved Them

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

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You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

botanicsage:

death-rebirth-senshi:

sexecutive-outcums:

ooodle:

wat

what the everliving fuck

Why do people sexualize boobs when we could be doing this with them

Mind blown.

vves:


what have you done to my basket

vves:

what have you done to my basket

dylan-oscream-my-name:
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity
:

Go ahead and just try to pick a favorite answer

I’m going to spread my STDs everywhere, using this condom

dylan-oscream-my-name:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity
:

Go ahead and just try to pick a favorite answer

I’m going to spread my STDs everywhere, using this condom

youkilledmyfatherpreparetopie:

jcatgrl:

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

imagine eating one of those in public. you make eye contact with someone. lick it a couple more times. swirl your tongue around. AND THEN YOU BITE IT IN HALF.

tumblr is such an interesting place to look at in public

nhyworks:

creativvity:

nhyworks:

Why should we care about women’s representation in video games?”
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Nobody is going to want a female protagonist!
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Their target audience isn’t big enough to warrant any games!”
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Women aren’t as capable as men, they don’t belong in video…

lindsey-lowhore:

itseasytoremember:

megfo:

What if Frozen was an anime series?

What would its OP sequence look like?

Why does this make me laugh so hard

because it’s accurate

please no stop

sunrunner:

*tips fedora in front of a church*

m’laity

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Child. No.