just so we’re clear, i use
as gender-neutral and affectionate names
don’t forget son
What am I forgetting dad
You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.
what the everliving fuck
Why do people sexualize boobs when we could be doing this with them
what have you done to my basket
Go ahead and just try to pick a favorite answer
I’m going to spread my STDs everywhere, using this condom
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
imagine eating one of those in public. you make eye contact with someone. lick it a couple more times. swirl your tongue around. AND THEN YOU BITE IT IN HALF.
tumblr is such an interesting place to look at in public
Why should we care about women’s representation in video games?”
Nobody is going to want a female protagonist!
Their target audience isn’t big enough to warrant any games!”
Women aren’t as capable as men, they don’t belong in video…
What if Frozen was an anime series?
What would its OP sequence look like?
Why does this make me laugh so hard
because it’s accurate
please no stop
*tips fedora in front of a church*